Do you ever feel like your money hates you and just wants to leave? Like… please let me out of this wallet and into the economy. I’m trying harder to keep my money and not spend it. It’s not going well. Fucking money. Fuck you too.

Do you ever feel like your money hates you and just wants to leave? Like… please let me out of this wallet and into the economy. I’m trying harder to keep my money and not spend it. It’s not going well. Fucking money. Fuck you too.


I don’t know. Something about that movie that I haven’t seen about how great and smart octopus are. octopi. that’s the plural. stupid word.


Do you like oranges? You never really know, right? Like, you can have an orange and it can be really good, or it can be