Want me to act bored?

No problem. I’m actually bored a lot of the time so that’s a pretty easy emotion for me to portray. Just kidding. I’m actually an anxious mess but I pretend I look bored because you know… that seems less anxious. It’s a strategy and it works. Let’s get back to talking about modeling. Are you looking to hire a male model in Minnesota? I can do that for you. I have no experience but I am smart and can follow directions. Let me know. I work cheap.

Wait… would you rather that your model looked excited? because I can do that too. I am a Minnesota male model with a full range of emotions.


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