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# James Eichenberger

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## Posts

- [Blog](https://jameseichenberger.com/blog/)
- [2Pac Detroit Wings Jersey](https://jameseichenberger.com/2pac-detroit-wings-jersey/)
- [An Octopus (not real)](https://jameseichenberger.com/an-octopus-not-real/) - I don’t know. Something about that movie that I haven’t seen about how great and smart octopus are. octopi. that’s the plural. stupid word. 
- [Roundy Yellow Thing](https://jameseichenberger.com/roundy-yellow-thing/)
- [An orange drawing of an orange](https://jameseichenberger.com/an-orange-drawing-of-an-orange/) - Do you like oranges? You never really know, right? Like, you can have an orange and it can be really good, or it can be not really that good. It's difficult. The orange. A model of inconsistency. But you know what's sturdy? What you can really rely on? This DRAWING of an orange. You know
- [It's Electric](https://jameseichenberger.com/its-electric/) - You can feel it. But honestly, you probably should NOT feel it, because you will get electrocuted and that is really uncomfortable.
- [Great Thanksgiving Recipe](https://jameseichenberger.com/great-thanksgiving-recipe/) - For thanksgiving I suggest two to six beers and just staying out of the way. Eventually things will work themselves out.
- [Financial Seminar](https://jameseichenberger.com/financial-seminar/) - Do you ever feel like your money hates you and just wants to leave? Like... please let me out of this wallet and into the economy. I'm trying harder to keep my money and not spend it. It's not going well. Fucking money. Fuck you too.
- [Good Guy Pirates](https://jameseichenberger.com/good-guy-pirates/) - There are a lot of bad pirates out there in the world. But what about the good pirates, the ones who are fair and don’t steal stuff? Don’t they deserve a flag too?
- [James](https://jameseichenberger.com/james/) - There are some floral patterns, but not a lot of depth to this one. Just a celebration of the name James. Pretty simple.
- [Stormy Weather](https://jameseichenberger.com/stormy-weather/) - Wiating for a biopsy is tough. Espeically knowing that after I DO the thing, it’s just going to be more waiting. My brain is not taking any of this very well. I had been doing pretty well and now I am just overcome with worry about dying. That’s what this feels like… a whole lot
- [October 5th Appointment Party](https://jameseichenberger.com/oct-5/) - October 4 4 5 Waiting Appointment Party Well, I finally heard back from my scans. We decided that the enlarged lymph node is enough of a concern that they will be doing a biopsy. I say “we” but like… the language they use when they communicate with you about this stuff can be so frustrating.
- [October 3rd Wait Party](https://jameseichenberger.com/october-3rd-wait-party/) - This has been a tough stretch. What seemed like nothing has now become this big anxiety producing machine. To try to sum up, I had scans…first doctor was not concerned. Went to second doctor, he missed my appointment, but saw something in the scan he was concerned about and wanted more scans. That basically ate
- [Story Start](https://jameseichenberger.com/story-start/) - Here is some content. : ) Google won’t let me put ads on this site unless it has ample content so I guess I’m just going to start talking about my medical situation, beause it’s more or less what takes up my whole life anyways. I will begin at the beginning. I had a bad
- [Jobs I've Had](https://jameseichenberger.com/jobs-ive-had/) - I wrote this terrible quick summary of the jobs I have had. Here’s what that looked like: I worked at the renaissance festival when I was 14 it was terrible. Then I left and went and started working at Taco Stop, which I loved, both the job and the tacos. Then I got the opportunity
- [Looking out my boat window.](https://jameseichenberger.com/looking-out-my-boat-window/)
- [Adenoid, Mesothelioma and Other commonly misspelled words](https://jameseichenberger.com/adenoid-mesothelioma-and-other-commonly-misspelled-words/) - Adenois Cystic Carcenoma. That was my best try at spelling it. I’ve had this disease for five years and there are still parts of it where I am just… clueless. That said, the correct spelling is Adenoid Cystic Carcinoma. The day I found out I had it, I was told to NOT google it. The
- [The Second Part](https://jameseichenberger.com/elementor-2013/) - This is the second part of the story and it covers from when I went to the Dental surgeon to the time that I takled to a nurse who said this wasn't my fault.
- [Revision of Post on Home Page](https://jameseichenberger.com/revision-of-post-on-home-page/) - So this is Chat-GPT re-writing my post. It sounds robotic. My Medical Journey Google requires ample content for ads, so I’ll share my medical journey, as it’s a significant part of my life. The Beginning: A Toothache It all started with a severe toothache. We were on vacation in Utah, and the altitude was causing
- [You're gonna kill it!](https://jameseichenberger.com/youre-gonna-kill-it/) - Jason’s job is just to get up and murder people. But I mean… everyone has those days where they aren’t very motivated. That’s why I made this poster for him. So he can stay motivated and… shit. This wasn’t a very good idea. I mean, this is maybe one guy that we can
- [You Can Do It.](https://jameseichenberger.com/you/) - You Absollutely Can Do It.
- [June 19th Update](https://jameseichenberger.com/june-19th-update/) - As a lot of you know, I had a big surgery on March 11th. I feel like it’s been long enough now that I can sort of… suss out some of the deets and tails and also details of what happened there. So, back in the original cancer resection (that means take it out) surgery,
- [Two Bodied Monster](https://jameseichenberger.com/elementor-1836/) - Two Bodied Monster Yeah we’ve all heard of two-headed monsters. I mean, let’s be honest, in the monster world, having two heads is sort of played out. Like… sure if you were like… a two headed person or giraffe or something… sure, then you’ve really got something. But if you’re already a monster, doesn’t seem
- [Blue Monster](https://jameseichenberger.com/blue-monster/) - The Making of the Blue Monster
- [Shoe Monster](https://jameseichenberger.com/shoe-monster/) - A Little Background on Shoe Monster This is a monster who has a problem. He has to buy a fuckton of shoes. I mean, the guy has a lot of legs and there really isn’t a lot he can do. So then the guy ends up getting like… addicted to shoes, and so now he’s
- [Octopus and owl](https://jameseichenberger.com/octopus-and-owl/)
- [Nice little design](https://jameseichenberger.com/nice-little-design/) - I like this one.
- [April 3](https://jameseichenberger.com/april-3/) - Hi everyone. I’m healing. I am very thankful for a successful surgery and what is so far been really great recovery. I mean… if I’m being honest, I’m really tired of this whole “healing” routine. I’m tired all the time and it hurts and I really want to like… get up and go. But, it’s
- [Needing Help](https://jameseichenberger.com/needing-help/) - Yeah. I still need help. About six months ago I launched a GoFundMe. It’s been overwhelming and heart-touching to see the response. I can’t think you all enough. My gofundme is still out there and active. I really hate asking for help, especially twice, but my on-going business has basically collapsed. I have a
- [Trying Everything](https://jameseichenberger.com/trying-everything/) - In the spirit of trying to get help whereever I can… I got a suggestion from my social worker / therapist about a website that does crowd-funding for people going through medical hardships. This is the profile I wrote for them. I don’t know how any of it works, I just figure… if there’s help
- [Stained Waiting Room](https://jameseichenberger.com/stained-waiting-room/) - also just before you read this, I want to be crystal clear. Mayo is an unreal facility. It’s SO pretty. It’s VERY comfortable. There’s art, and other amazing stuff to look at. This article is about… the way it feels to be in a waiting room. Well I have now officially lost
- [Gilda's](https://jameseichenberger.com/gildas/) - Gilda’s Club Well, I finally joined a group. I am not 100% sure why it was such a difficult thing for me to do, or why it took so long for me to do it. I do know that I am very glad I did join and I would very much encourage anyone whose life
- [Going to Mayo Tomorrow](https://jameseichenberger.com/going-to-mayo-tomorrow/) - a little summary of what's happened up until now. This is sort of my cancer story. I just say "sort of" cuz I left a lot of stuff out.
- [The Very High Dunk](https://jameseichenberger.com/the-very-high-dunk/) - A regulation basketball hoop is 10 feet high. But… what if you could jump even higher than that? What if you jumped so high that you did a slam dunk in space? Pretty amazing when you think about it. You would have to wear some special equipment. Like this guy.
- [Flower Skull Stuff](https://jameseichenberger.com/elementor-1587/) - I really like this one. I know there are a lot of skulls… it’s because I am super tough. I was born in a motorcycle bar and wore diapers made of barbed wire. So, the skulls are just part of my lifestyle. Check out this detail tho… That’s one thing I just love about
- [Crazy Rainbow Plungers](https://jameseichenberger.com/crazy-rainbow-plungers/)
- [I am trying.](https://jameseichenberger.com/i-am-trying/) - So a couple of different things here. First, just a very basic update. Hi. I am continually letting perfection be the enemy of progress and not posting anything. I get these ideas, I start them, and I do not finish them. I have a lot going on… but still. I guess I just keep on
- [bad ass shit](https://jameseichenberger.com/bad-ass-shit/) - I like to draw lame tattoo shit. Like, a skull with a big knife stabbed right into it. But then also make it sort of rainbow. It’s pretty cool imagery no matter how played out and lame it is. Honestly I feel like I could add in some barbed wire here and that would just
- [You Are Enough](https://jameseichenberger.com/you-are-enough/) - You are enough. this dinosaur knows you are.
- [How to Start Writing:  IDK](https://jameseichenberger.com/how-to-start-writing-idk/) - I have not been writing anything... I wrote a few things for Facebook and a few people complimented my writing. So now I think I am a very good writer. I have been wanting to start writing on this blog but I have been dragging my feet… no, my pen. Lol. I’ve been dragging
- [What the actual Fuck](https://jameseichenberger.com/what-the-actual-fuck/) - Coach is offering a superman shirt for $150 and I think that is too much.
- [Rock, Paper, Scissors](https://jameseichenberger.com/rock-paper-scissors/) - This is a really good way to settle things. Rock beats... uh, how does this go again? It's complicated I know that.
- [Bee Well](https://jameseichenberger.com/bee-well/) - Bee Well (be well) I’d say probably more than any other drawing on this site, this was the one I had in mind for the fund-raiser thing. “Bee Well” is something I can focus on and remind myself. I can make decisions to physically be well by getting outside or getting on a walk. I
- [Another Bluebird](https://jameseichenberger.com/another-bluebird/) - So here we have a blue jay, which is of course a passerine bird in the family Corvidae, native to eastern North America. If you know how to pronounce these words, and see a blue jay and want to impress the shit out of your friends, you can be like “oh man look at that
- [Blue Bird](https://jameseichenberger.com/blue-bird/) - This is a drawing of a blue bird with the words "I'm just happy to be here" written around it. If you like pictures of birds and stuff like that come and take a look
- [Unaffiliated Space Man.](https://jameseichenberger.com/unaffiliated-space-man/) - I don’t mean to sound like a total hipster but the reality is, space exploration is a total sellout sport. Either you’re straight up working for a massive government agency, or you’re aligning yourself with people who like… buy twitter and shit. It’s a loser’s game right now. But hey man there’s a lot of…
- [An Actual Blowing Tree](https://jameseichenberger.com/an-actual-blowing-tree/) - Let's be honest. That is not a very good set of pictures.. But here we are.
- [Cool Rainbow Tree](https://jameseichenberger.com/cool-rainbow-tree/) - Rainbow Tree I ended up really liking this one. I have always liked drawing the general outline or structure of a tree but have always fucked up the leaves and stuff. Not totally dissimilar from people, I really just would rather make a cartoon than make something that’s fucked up looking and like quasi-real.
- [Spooky Man](https://jameseichenberger.com/spooky-man/) - I don’t know man. I guess I just want to say that this is NOT frankenstein… cuz that was the Dr… or whatever, right? But look how this dude has those fucking sweet dunks on. That’s nice. I wish it was always halloween cuz I love sweatshirts and spooky shit and candy.
- [Outer Space](https://jameseichenberger.com/outer-space/)
- [Kool Aid Man, but angry](https://jameseichenberger.com/kool-aid-man-but-angry/) - It's exactly what I said it was. It's that huge pitcher that's....*(checks notes) made out of glass. and he... well, gosh this is embarassing I have never erally realized how weird this is. But he's a big glass pitcher that busts through cements walls. I guess if you've never seen it... it's probably challenging some
- [Astronaut](https://jameseichenberger.com/47/) - If you know about outer space, that's some astronaut shit. And if you want to get a sticker of some astronaut shit, I can probably hook it up.
- [A Couple of Guys](https://jameseichenberger.com/a-couple-of-guys/) - This one I actually did not draw. It's a photograph of Guy Fieri from the food network meeting Guy Smiley from Sesame Street
- [Trying to Start Writing](https://jameseichenberger.com/trying-to-start-writing/) - OK well I have a lot of things to say and I’m going to try to start writing them down. I drink a lot of coffee and I can type pretty fast so I think this should all be a raging success. No, kidding aside, I was listening to a book about changing small

## Pages

- [home](https://jameseichenberger.com/) - Hi. This is the Stuff I Draw. like this nice guy. Thanks For Coming. 2Pac Detroit Wings Jersey Read More » An Octopus (not real) I don’t know. Something about that movie that I haven’t seen about how great and Read More » Roundy Yellow Thing Read More » An orange drawing of an orange
- [Videos](https://jameseichenberger.com/videos/) - Play Play Play Play Play Play I really feel like one of the things that is most satisfying about drawing my stupid little pictures is how fun it is to go back and watch the process in these timelapse videos. I really enjoy drawing on my ipad.
- [ill](https://jameseichenberger.com/ill/) - Things can be really hard. Whether it’s just life being difficult, or a really challenging problem you need to solve. But no matter what type of hardship you’re facing, the best response is typically patience & perseverance. Patience matters because things rarely happen on the timeline we would like. It’s been said that good things
- [some-fun](https://jameseichenberger.com/some-fun/) - rock paper and scissors playing rock paper and scissors
- [Using your Phone During a Movie](https://jameseichenberger.com/movie-violations-home/using-your-phone-during-a-movie/) - Using your phone during a movie can be just as disruptive as talking, if not more so, for several reasons: 1. The Bright Screen is Distracting In a dark theatre, the bright light from a phone screen stands out like a beacon, pulling attention away from the movie. Even if you’re texting silently, the glow
- [Talking During a Movie](https://jameseichenberger.com/movie-violations-home/talking-during-a-movie/) - Movie Theatre defense lawyer for talking during the movie charges.
- [Sneaking Candy Into a Movie Theatre](https://jameseichenberger.com/movie-violations-home/sneaking-candy-into-a-movie-theatre/) - Sneaking candy into a Movie theatre is NOT a harmless crime. It costs movie theatres and the US Economy hundreds of thousands of dollars.
- [factory](https://jameseichenberger.com/factory/)
- [James in Space](https://jameseichenberger.com/james-in-space/) - I Straight Up Have Not Been to Space. Now with private space travel it's kinda shameful... like the ONLY reason I have NOT been to space is because I am poor.
- [Making a Burrito](https://jameseichenberger.com/making-a-burrito/)
- [injury](https://jameseichenberger.com/injury/) - If you have been hurt in an auto accident. 40% 60% 80% 100%
- [Words](https://jameseichenberger.com/words/) - Stormy Weather October 12, 2024 No Comments Wiating for a biopsy is tough. Espeically knowing that after I DO the thing, it’s just going to be more waiting. My brain is not Read More » October 5th Appointment Party October 5, 2024 No Comments October 4 4 5 Waiting Appointment Party Well, I finally heard
- [Movie Violations - Home](https://jameseichenberger.com/movie-violations-home/) - Few activities are as “moviecore” as going to see movies. It’s fun, there is air conditioning, and you get to see a sad story. Of course, when you’re going to enjoy the moving pictures at the theatre, you might want to pop in to the snack bar on the way. You might get some popcorn,
- [Pictures](https://jameseichenberger.com/pictures/) - 2Pac Detroit Wings Jersey An Octopus (not real) Roundy Yellow Thing An orange drawing of an orange It’s Electric Great Thanksgiving Recipe Financial Seminar Good Guy Pirates James Looking out my boat window. You’re gonna kill it! Two Bodied Monster Blue Monster
- [Shop](https://jameseichenberger.com/shop/)

## Products

- [Bee Well Sticker](https://jameseichenberger.com/product/bee-well-sticker/) - This is the Bee Well Sticker on the sparkle background. Here you can see the actual sticker.

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